Dalton Robert Crane
- Born: Friday, January 29, 2010 at 3:23 AM in Hartford, CT
- Birth Weight: 8 lbs. 12 oz.
- Birth Length: 21.5"
- Nick Names: New Kid, Baby, Casper, Fuzzy
- Hobbies: Dreaming About the Foreskin that Used to Be
- Turn-Ons: Tough to Tell
- Turn-Offs: Being pulled out of his nice warm house into a cold, bright, loud, constantly touching him world. He was pretty ticked.
- Sleep Habits: He wakes up every couple hours to eat
- Eating Habits: Snacks after naps
- Latest Milestone: Happy Birthday Little Buddy
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